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@davidmcdonald654
01.03.2024As a long time Red Sox fan I have to give props to the Yankee fans of their disapproval of cancun ted. This is the only thing that will make me praise any Yankee fan.
@ktinxx
28.02.2024"I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls."
~ John Oliver
@marshamariner7897
28.02.2024Keep up the great work Stephen 💖🌹🦋🇺🇸
@Pidxr
28.02.2024Was that a Boos Cruz ?
@darrylmars
28.02.2024Wait till he gets to Philly LMFAO
@candycoatedchump
28.02.2024there's only so many coming out of the closet of staying in the closet jokes to be made and I can't think of a good one.
@Kevin_geekgineering
28.02.2024national shame indeed
@water2wine1
28.02.2024Lmao 🤣
@bonehead5171
28.02.2024Republicans are so "tough". they hide in closets and walk around with their "big guns" to protect themselves from everything around them.
@stephanielight4161
28.02.2024BECAUSE they never got enough LOVE in their life, the insecure MAGAt CULT enjoys hating together, and the Orange Bunker Baby, with the little hands, knows it.
Like the saying goes, "Hurt people, hurt people"😢
@sarahs1849
28.02.2024😂 may you have a life of never ending misery caused by comedy writers, Ted Cruz
@thatjeff7550
24.02.2024Maybe someone from NYC can explain this one to me: Why didn't any of the fans throw hotdogs or sodas at him? That seems like a Bronx welcome.
@markdowse3572
24.02.2024Another piece of BRILLIANCE by the LSSC writers! 👍😁
Give them another gong! 🥇🏆
M 🦘🏏😎
@seanschoonmaker2520
24.02.2024LMFAO LOL LOL LOL ……..
And NOW we see the hidden special motive to having a powerful force already able to hide there waiting for the fear fueled people to run and hide…… hehehe "
Giggle!!! And thus creates the new unique platform to trans-form a seemingly UN-threatening social niche, lol and surprisingly turn it into a devastating form of fear nobody has seen before!!! ;D All while also being a quite popular and positively charged social factors
with peeps with positive vibes so it has the reverse affect simultaneously to good people who are copisetic!!! Lol Told ya it would be surprise!!! 😀 You underestimate the clown and we
Are ALL gonna have some laughs while they also get the horns…… & balloons, and unicycle, & magic tricks, and (most importantly) learn the meaning of a famous novel/movie quote that can be best said with a clever question!!! That riddle is this, "What is the word that describes what a working and functional boat does upon the surface of the water?" LOL Here's a clue, "They all do this word when they work right"!!! Lol Smooth as a glass of milk right?!!! ;D Welcome to the show!!!
@perezra89
24.02.2024This show is shameful
@ronstanfield2779
24.02.2024yeah hide Cancun Ted —-ass
@kripptonite7457
24.02.2024As a Roanoke Virginian, I approve, 2 snaps & a circle, 2 thumbs up! 👍👍
@mytexasdays1526
24.02.2024Whoops. That is going to get me in trouble here in Texas BECAUSE I WANT TO USE IT.
@ThornhillSquared
24.02.2024You are still on the air? Wow… Your show is pure garbage.
@thomasakagi7545
24.02.2024That Jackie Robinson Day display was a nice touch, considering how much Cancun Cruz would hate it.
@ku9833
24.02.2024🤡
@karenconroy1860
16.02.2024GO NY !!
@fuzzofrizzbeebot2775
16.02.2024Yes sir Kayne West the “play it again Sam” musicians union and them Ted Kennedy lucky nappy headed shoe shine boys in the hood. Let’s watch this here magical twinkled toed Irishmen 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 and the musicians union lucky nappy headed shoe shine boy jokes. ✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿✋🏿🖐
@impunitythebagpuss
16.02.2024Perfect!
@stevenwilkinson2031
16.02.2024Ussrepubican hal Trump party vote them all out.
@byronjohnson4097
16.02.2024"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz!"
— Former Senator Al Franken
@julz_swag
16.02.2024Lmfao gg’s
@kandykane3265
16.02.2024Pretty sure he's a national shame of 2 countries. NGL, impressive actually!
@robertlee1497
16.02.2024Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who voted for him? (Star Wars)
@annemettefrederiksen7751
16.02.2024While in that closet, did he happen to stumble on Miss lindsey or Mike pence ? Both so closed in denial they could lead the way to Narnia ,the hipocrates .Damn, he is truly a disgusting person and an awful awful senator ..I honestly didnt think that the state of TX liked cowards and liars but could be wrong of course..
@baby.e401
16.02.2024Way to go new york 🙌
@TheHispanicConservative4004
08.02.2024🇺🇸Ted Cruz🇺🇸 my favorite Senator I give him credit he’s got a lot of balls going into that stadium with all those liberal pieces of💩
@camselle
08.02.2024getting swept sucks i'd be salty too 😆
@patbyrne3076
08.02.2024Cruz is so disgusting.
@alumpyhorse
08.02.2024excellent
@golfer2285
08.02.2024“He was booed at the ball game”
Shows video of him getting support and love with 1 heckler lmaoooo🎃
@yiosefdln7621
08.02.2024So much for being a Harvard grad…
@kt71
08.02.2024He rat out himself in his book?😂 did he mention what DJT’s D taste like?
@ambush_akula5261
08.02.2024Ever notice how trump and MAGA. Republicans always get booed at baseball games
@kayleeyates27
08.02.2024Of course.. OF COURSE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL HAS ALL COMMENTS OFF! I love how many people also hate him:) LETS GO TEXAS VOTE BLUE!! Also a man doesn’t speak about his spouse this way if he respects her at all.. 🤷🏻♀️
@dankylank
08.02.2024Wish they would go after fake ass liberals in the same way
@dankylank
07.02.2024Ted Cruz sucks but this isn't even funny
@cagedgreed
07.02.2024So at some point that day, Teddy came out of the closet…I had no idea.
@TheOldProfessor1
07.02.2024I only regret my ancestors actually helped make Texas a state. It should still be its own country, one we could sanction. World wide disgrace. Ulvalde showed us the real Texas. Hide and watch.
@dh3279
07.02.2024Hard to argue with those nearly perfect lyrics about our blessed Teddy Douche.
@renitaperry5808
07.02.2024🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯💯
@benthomason3307
07.02.2024To be fair, there was a mob trying to kill him.
@boRegah
07.02.2024He is not a national shame and not an international one either. He's the intermultiversal shame.
@tecpaocelotl
07.02.2024That's why they call him Bitch Cruz though I think the nickname is too polite. Need something mean.
@wokthetalk3079
07.02.2024No backies America…. He’s your now. We don’t want him back in Canada!